OPEN LETTER TO THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I would like to point out to you a unique situation on the Caribbean island called Sint Maarten/Saint Martin. It started out as a rumor, but the many sightings and confirmations are overwhelming. Without a doubt we can now state that there is a massive development of new species on the island, mainly rats. I will give you short list out of the many new breed of rats spotted on this island:

Concrete-Eating-Rats:
These species make a habit of eating whole neighborhoods (streets, houses, hotels, etc).

10%-Rats:
Unbelievable but true, rats who are able to consume 10% of all profits on the island.

25%-Rats:
Rats who will eat their own and protect other rats.

Jump-Ship-Rats:
These are big fat rats who hardly can jump, but still manage to maneuver their selves from one ship to another.

Windward-Road-Rats:
An MNO species what lives in the same habitat as the Concrete-Eating-Rats and providing the latter with enormous meals.

Parliamentarian-Rats:
Rats which are said to be invisible.

Speech-Rats:
Rats who are actually giving speeches to other rats. Human beings stay far away from these species.

Judas-Rats:
A very dangerous species, they pretend to be nice pets, but are in fact awful monsters.

There are many more rats, but I am inviting you to come see it for yourself. It is truly unbelievable and you will find this nowhere in the world.

Have a great day,

Sjaoel "Shooz" Richardson