One of the persons in whom Mr. Gerard BIJNSDORP did confide of his premeditated plans to vandalize the signboard belonging to the Travel Inn construction project, recently confirmed this to Mr. Leopold JAMES.
In a letter to the editor (‘Who vandalized Travel Inn sign ?' )of the TODAY-news-paper of Wednesday, March 18, 2009, Mr. BIJNSDORP had openly accused Mr. JAMES of having vandalized this sign-board.
In the same letter, Mr. BIJNSDORP, who has (appropriately so) proclaimed himself as a ‘driftwood-artist' as well as an ‘Unpaid-adviser' (U.A.) made an appeal to the prosecutor to lift the vandal from his bed and interrogate him.
After all, vandalism is a criminal act, punishable by law according to our penal code.
Following this article, Mr. Leopold JAMES informed the public of his intentions to charge Mr. BIJNSDORP for slander and libel.
The editor of the TODAY-newspaper, also a similar ‘queer' type like Mr. BIJNSDORP, as was to be expected, came to his defense, claiming that the accusation was a ‘joke' and that he did not ‘understand' why Mr. James ‘failed to realize that'.
Perhaps Mr. HAAR was trying to change April fool's day from the first of April to March 18, when such could indeed be construed as a ‘joke'.
Now that I hereby share this statement from a witness in whom Mr. BIJNSDORP did confide of his criminal intent, I consider my name now publicly cleared and I no longer need to waste lots of money on expensive lawyers, something the driftwood-artist, would enjoy.
On the contrary.
This revelation of the witness in question, allows me the opportunity to hereby inform the public of the true identity of the vandal who signed the text CRIME by THEO+ROBBERS, with the initials ‘U.A'.
The true identity of the vandal is that of none other than, Mr. Gerard BIJNSDORP
aka as the ‘driftwood artist, alias the ‘Unpaid-Adviser'.
The conclusion should also be drawn that, not only is Gerard BIJNSDORP the vandal, but he is also a COWARD.
Reason for this being that, Mr. BIJNSDORP has hidden his own identity and true intentions behind the ‘shield' of ‘quasi innocent-‘, and 'culturally exotic' satire in order to slander my name and to express his pathological envy of not being able to ‘measure up' to me...alas !
Should the good gentleman now really feel offended by this article exposing him as the vandal, then it would be my greatest privilege and expectation, that he spends his money to take me to court to ‘clear' whatever name he thinks he has.
Certainly, I would appreciate such privilege of being able to clear myself of his false accusations and additionally to prove that,... yes the vandal was none other than Mr. Gerard BIJNSDORP himself.
In closing let the record state that his failure to take me to court for ‘slander and/or libel' will be his public admission of guilt bringing closure to this case.
In that event, this case will go down the annals as another classical example of the traditional wisdom of St. Martin old people, slightly adjusted for this specific case.....
‘Monkey Adviser, he jump up the wrong tree...a cushaw tree too booth !'
Yea, I man Leopold JAMES
Proud, native-indigenous St. Martiner, without apologies ( THIS is my trademark, NOT ‘U.A.' )
P.S.
Copies will be sent, among others to the village of PIJNACKER, where the ‘exotic driftwood-artists' hails from, so that they too can enjoy his ‘Robinson CRUSOE' adventures.
Enjoy this special day.
Leopold James
President SNBF & L'Esprit de Concordia
